Hello Shocking Fun Customers,

Mrs. Shocking Fun here. As you might know, my husband thought he was clever when he bought a bunch of the New Wife Voodoo Dolls and he used it on me and I ended up getting him a beer. Well, the dummy forgot that he showed me the New Husband Voodoo Doll before he started his shenanigans because, after all, why would I pour him a beer in one of his Family Guy Drinking Pints? I wouldn't, that's the answer!! So I grabbed one of the New Husband Voodoo Dolls and went to work. He would be here typing up the description for this voodoo doll, but he's out buying me flowers and booking our vacation, courtesy of my handiwork. So I'll write the description for him.

So you have a new husband and he's testing boundaries. Seeing where the limits are. Trying to exert his manly husband-type domination in the household?� Knock his ass back into line with the New Husband Voodoo Doll! This includes one voodoo doll with 25 very desirable husband qualities and 10 pins to stick into any of the desirable qualities you want. Personally, I've super-glued pins into the "Listen to Me", "Compliment Me", "Massage My Back", "Stop Acting like an Ass" and "Take Me Shopping" (my favorite). That way I have 5 pins left to stick in such goodies like "Clean the House", "Tell Me You Love Me" or "Don't Think About Other Women".

Anyway, you get the idea. I have to get going because I feel like getting some new diamonds and what do you know... this doll has a "Buy Me Jewelry" thingy on it. So buy one of these New Husband Voodoo Dolls because "someone" needs the money to take me on vacation!