So you've met the guy of your dreams. At least he was the first 6 months that you've been dating him. Now after you've introduced Rico Suave to your friends and after he's met your parents, the "bad" boyfriend shows up one day.
Before, your Friday night with him was a fine dinner, good wine, a decent movie and dancing. Now, it's pizza delivery, cheap beer, ESPN and farts. Not exactly what you had in mind? Well for less than the price of a new tube of lip gloss (actually, I don't know how much lip gloss costs, I put it in there because it sounds good), you can re-gain that sensitive boyfriend!
You might be asking yourself right now "How in the world can I do that, Mr. Shocking Fun Guy?". Well, you can start off by buying our Bad Boyfriend Doll! It's one voodoo doll that has 25 desirable qualities every boyfriend should have (at least that's what I'm told) plus 10 stick pins. So when ever you feel that your boyfriend is not acting with impunity, take this out and go to work and in no time he'll be back under your spell.
Some of the desirable qualities include: "Listen to me", "Compliment me", "Bring me flowers" and "Stop acting like an ass!". In fact, if one of the qualities is not on the doll, you can grab a black pen and add your very own because there is some room on there to do it and then WHAM! you slam that pin into that quality and you're good to go!