Quick Search

Join our mailing list!

  Home > Shocking Games >

Shocking Stapler
Shocking Stapler
Alternative Views:

Our Price: $4.99


Ah yes, the stapler. The unsung hero of every day business commerce. What's going to take it's place? The paper clip? Yeah, right.

When you have a stapler, life is good. When your stapler is missing, well, life sucks.

In the mafia, there are all kinds of mysteries... Jimmy Hoffa, for example. Hell, we still don't definitively know what happened to Tony Soprano. There are mysteries in the office, too, my friends. Like the stapler mysteries. One minute, your trusty stapler is at arm's reach, happy to see you and you're happy to see it. You come back after getting a cup of joe and your stapler is gone.

It didn't all of a sudden sprout legs and run away. It didn't pack up the erasers, take your coffee money and fly to Costa Rica, right?

NO, the only explanation is that someone. Took. Your. Stapler.

Time to fight back with the Shocking Stapler. Think of the Shocking Stapler as your mafia muscle in the dirty underbelly of office politics.

Here's what you do - Simply hide your regular stapler when you're away from your desk and replace it with a Shocking Stapler. Someone stops by and pilfers it, retreats to their cubicle with the ill-begotten goods, puts their receipts behind the expense report (that they probably inflated) and they press down and.... ZAP! Oh, you'll hear the scream followed by a few seconds of quiet whimper and you'll be filled with pride over what the Shocking Stapler has inflicted on your co-worker. Another idea... put this next to the copier, sit back and watch the fun!

The Shocking Stapler is worth it's weight in gold, but we won't charge you that. A mere $4.99 gets you all the payback and respect you can handle.

We've got the Shocking Stapler in 4 colors - black, red, yellow and blue.  If you have a preference, please indicate what color you'd like in the order notes or send us a email at sales@shockingfun.com  If we don't see either, then we'll get one of the gnomes we have on the payroll to make the choice for you.

Share your knowledge of this product with other customers... Be the first to write a review

Browse for more products in the same category as this item:

Shocking Games
Young At Heart Gifts