Inflatable wife - 100 cm
- Totally Silent
- Wastes No Time
- Spends No Money
- Toilet Seat is Always Up
- Won't Crash Your Car
- Totally Faithful
- Floats
Fed up wasting all that valuable drinking time traipsing round shops? Then look no further, Klutter is proud to present this the ultimate in pleasantly proportioned pocket partners. Totally silent, this little beauty nags about nothing. That's right, NOTHING, not a thing, nix, nil, nought, and that's exactly how much of your wage packet she'll spend each week on her "essentials". True, out product doesn't cook, can't read a map and won't satisfy you in bed, so what will you be missing? At least with our product you get man-time with your friends, or watch football uninterrupted. So go on revolutionize your world, take this aid to true marital bliss home and utter these words... "Snuggle up balloon features." |
