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Idiot Zone Barricade Tape
Idiot Zone Barricade Tape
Our Price: $5.99

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Product Code: IDIOTTAPE

Another genius idea.  This kind of product doesn't necessarily need a detailed description, but the internet Gods have deemed it necessary that every single product, in the world, worth its salt should have a description.  So here we go.

Idiot barricade tape!  You know the tape that the cops use to barricade a crime scene using ... wait for it ... crime scene tape?  Well, someone with an entrepreneurial spirit decided to do the same thing using clever words.  In this case, it was "Idiot Zone - Do Not Enter".  The idea is pretty simple - Do you know an idiot?  Then feel free to quarantine him or her off from the rest of the world using this tape, also alerting the rest of us not to dare enter the area.

But what kind of instances would warrant the use of idiot tape?  I'm glad you asked because I've spent the last three minutes of my life thinking of the various ways.

Family - Are you sick of your brother's constant farting and quizzically asking you to smell his fingers?  BAM!  Idiot tape his bedroom door while he's inside.

Work Place - Did Anderson in the legal department screw up the $5 million contract again?  BOOM!  Idiot tape his cubical to alert others that he ... just isn't the right person to trust when the money is on the line.

Hunting - Did your hunting partner miss the shot on the big deer you spent an hour pushing to him?  Time to idiot tape his hunting stand.  (Okay, that was a pretty weak one.  I said I only spent three minutes thinking these up!)

Marriage - What's that you say?  Your wife just came home with her third speeding ticket in the past month?  My friend, it is time to idiot tape her car.  I'm sure she'll see the humor in doing that and you'll have a great story to tell your buddies.

College - Do you have a rival frat or sorority house on your street that's really bothering you?  Buy a couple rolls of idiot tape and feel free to decorate.

College (again) - Did your roommate get back together with her boyfriend that acts like your brother (see "Family" up above).  Her room + idiot tape = Getting your point across.

So, as  you can see, in the three minutes it took me to think of seven instances where idiot tape would be a great use, just think of all the uses you could come up with if you took 10 minutes to think about this.  Except, don't take those 10 minutes to do so right now.  Buy this idiot tape and think of things to use it for later!

The roll is 50 feet long and 3 inches wide.

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